I've learned that if I am not having fun, I'm not doing it right. I take fun very seriously. Please join me.

A Random Sample from My Collection of Business Humor (refresh page for more business humor)

Did you like the random jokes from my database of business humor? Almost all of the humor is suitable for business presentations. Enjoy. If you know one you think I should add, please email me. If you think one joke or another is not funny, don't laugh.

A Random Sample from My Collection of Epigrams (refresh page for another epigram)

Over the years, I have accumulated a list of epigrams, witticisms, couplets, quotations, and other sayings, which have inspired me, given me comfort, or made me laugh. A few might be familiar to you, but most, I bet, will be new.

I hope you find these thoughts helpful. I welcome contributions. Please email me, and if they inspire me, comfort me, or make me laugh, I'll include them here with an appropriate credit.

Some people collect stamps. Others collect beanie babies. For the past 15 years, I've been collecting a class of paradoxical statements that I call self-annihilating because the very thought they create in one breath they negate in another. I serve up a random self-annihilating statement on my main page. As always, I welcome contributions. Please email me.